so... i get bored and competitive and well just irritated

So as I said in my title I get bored and make up stories such as the ninja pirate one which I have now discovered a title for my now ongoing ninja story. So are you ready for this I know I am. . . wait what do you mean I was the one who was supposed to come up with the title damn it McAlistair so it’s umm it’s THE AMAZING NNINJA PIRATE ADVENTURES OF THE AMAING ADVERCHERER NINJA PIRATE GIRL. Yes I the the ninja pirate have been a girl this whole time I just never felt the need to mention that. Now it’s coming up with the name of her arch nemesis that has been irritating me well not really there are other things like math class and angry friends on their way to piss me off Ville that irritate me but umm ...... yeah I have had the sudden urge to punch a lot of people in the FACE lately but that’s ok because I’m crazy don’t worry it not just you.


So the pirates came upon my new home on the ship Atlantis and there where hundreds of them surrounding our ship. I was flabbergasted and surprised all at the same time and I  slowly began to realized that I had now vowed to destroyed a group of  people I could considered well my family with absolutely no blood relationship at all. and even though I had never met them, they looked a bit scary, they did not have most of their teeth and none of them looked nearly as good in black as I did (I even added a bit of lace to my ninja outfit in order to spice it up) I still saw them as being a part of my amazing power but on the other hand they would destroy me and my new cruise ship companions in a heartbeat and from that I knew what I had to do. I had to destroy them. So by distraction them with my awesome black lace shoes I found my opening. so in super time altering ninja slow motion I kicked them all in the face then I punched them in the shoulder and feeling spontaneous I tripped some of them in slow motion which led to immediate annihilation of most of them in less than twenty seconds, while the rest of the normal pirates watched from their various stations and decided that just lying on the deck and looking dead was their best option. It was an incredible fight and all the nefarious pirates fought well but they were no match for THE AWKWARD TURTLE hahahahahahah I have in fact just created my super hero name you may now clap.