Tuesday, February 1, 2011

So its 5:55 in the morning and I'm friking freezing


Some people may ask well then why don't you go to bed and to that I would say "bbeeeecause ii havve to ggett a frikkkiingg educaation" and then I would most likely punch them square in the forehead. What they would do after that I cannot tell you but for the sake of entertainment ill speculate... so after I punch let’s say jimmy after I punch jimmy in the forehead he would then slap me and the noise would sound as if a thousand screeching banshees where yelping in my ear so I would retaliate by pulling his ear with a furious amount of strength to which he would start to dramatically tear up and I would laugh as he went into the fetal position at my feet. Ha triumphant standing pose and glorious backdrop. Well now that’s over with and The End.

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